Case Closed: Experts tell us Obama's Citezenship is no Longer a Debate

With the heated debate over Obama's citezenship weighing heavy in the media recently, political experts have come to investigate whether or not the One is a true American and our rightful President. Although we should never lose faith in the One, it is important to be fair and give insightful responses to the complaints and arguments of those who deny the Hope offered now to all Americans. So, what did the experts conclude?

"We have yet to make a complete conclusion of Obama's native home," said Nancy Gore, President of HIYLO (Honk If You Love Obama), "but we have found that irrelevent right now." That sounded a big strong of a statement. What about our Constitution, or our American values? She was questioned further and continued. "You see, Obama offers hope not to just Americans but the entire world. He is a citizen to a world, not just America. As long as he was born on this earth, then the case is closed."

However some argue the case may not be as closed as it seems. Ted Kerry, who is also on the Obama's Citezenship committe and author of "Learning to Give Full Praise to Obama in the Midst of a Recession," said "I am not sure that Obama is even of this earth." Perhaps that is why we cannot find his birth records. "Still," said Kerry, "Even if he is not of this earth, we may should just have faith in Him as the Emperor of the world."

"What about our Constitution, and the rules for office of President" someone from our panel asked Hillary Edwards. Edwards responded "The Constitution did have its place and we mustn't forget that. However Obama has come to fulfil the Constitution and we mustn't forget that either. The Old Way, the Constitution, paved the way for the One, Barack Obama Who has come to set the weak and vulnerable free."

So whether or not his birth cirtificate says "United States of America" or not, we concluded, it doesn't really matter. The case is clOsed.

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Reminiscing on the Present

Okay, we always seem to look back to the '90's reminiscing on all the things about back then. But do we ever think about the future and us reminiscing back on now. I will put together some things we may wind up reminiscing on in just a few years or so.
The ‘00s:
Remember when American Idol was so cool, and Simon was so mean?
Remember the famous words: "Open the case" and "Deal or No Deal?"
W the President
Git r Dun!!!!
Back when you had to punch in the numbers on your cell phone to call someone.
When razor cell phones were considered the best and the smallest.
Before bands like RHI and When We Were New were popular.
T.V.’s were only two dimensional.
Fear the Thumb!!!
We got Nick Saban!!!Omg like Omg like totally!!!
When there were only about a hundred t.v. stations.
When Satellite t.v. was considered to be cool.
Cool man, that’s tight, it’s off the hizzle! Dude that’s hott!!
When the CW was the WB.
When it was the Clinton’s for the Dem’s and the Bush’s for GOP.
Y2K Okay
Milo’s was the only sweet tea that really counts.
Global Warming was going to kill the earth!!
When Brittney Spears shaved her head!When you listened to "Lips of an Angel," "Hate Me" and all of those other songs.
When they were looking for you ridin’ dirty.
Yau Ming.
When Minimum Wage was only $5.15.
When we thought gas was high at $2.00 a gallon.
When everyone had either a MySpace or a Facebook.
Back before you thought that these things would end.
Well one day, they might!
If this is around ten years from now, let’s see how many of these things we reminisce on. You may not realize the beauty of this decade until it has passed.