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We hold these truths to be self evident....

That all men are created equal.
That they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights.
Among these rights are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men.
The governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed.
That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organiznig its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

I am the Lord your God. I have brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.

You shall have no other god before me.
You shall not make unto yourself a graven image of any likeness of anything in Heaven, earth, or the waters under the earth.
You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
Remember the Sabbath day to keep it Holy. Six days of the week you should work, but the Seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God.
Honour your Father and your Mother.
You shall not steal.
You shall not commit adultry
You shall not kill.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet.